i feel like a thai whore the morning after the navy left.
I just spent the past twenty minutes checking out a girl who turned out to be a mannequin. I need AA.
By connection do you mean me drunkenly grinding my ass on his lap for an extended period of time? If so, then yes, we had a "connection"
the doctor brought back painful memories by lecturing me about your teeth marks that are still on my dick.
shes 19, drunk and said she has no gag reflex. im trying to decide if i have scruples
you dont
i dont
Needing to keep one leg on the floor during sex so you dont spin should qualify for some kind of drunk award.
I feel like I'm on let's make a deal. should I go with what's behind bulge number 1 or bulge number 2?
I've actually, minus lsat night have actually changed my drinking habits
Hey, ok if I kidnap you? I wanna test a theory.
Don't know why you're always hating on relationships. I've had chocolate pancakes accompanied by a blowjob and a blunt and it's not even 9 am. Time for mid morning shower sex. Enjoy your morning bong bowl alone asshole
Did you miss the part about my hangover needing a day to rest?
Visions of polite missionary are dancing in my head right now kinda and it alarms me
Now just crop his dad out and add it to the spank bank.
In all the years we have had drunk sex, have we ever done it in a bed?
Btw you guys passed out eating DP dough and watching Pocahontas... on a monday
it was stoner heaven..
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