Is it sad that I'm on the stopduiaz.com website and there is a cute boy but it will never work between us because hes in jail for 17.5 years?
Um.. is it mean if I say yes?
How would my first penpal letter even go? "Hey saw you on stopduiaz.com, sucks you killed that motorcyclist. Whats your favorite thing to do on the weekend?"
The theme is smores and alcohol. Dress appropriately.
im youtubing treadmill accidents. this is what i do at 2:10am
He just texted me from the outside of the hospital. He called the fat broad in the bar mrs snuffleupagus about 60 times and she broke a bottle of blackberry brandy over his head.
This spray tan I used isn't working out. I spent an hour exfoliating and rubbing the damn stuff in with rubber gloves. I wanted the alluring, sun-kissed, sexy look. I've achieved smelling like burnt popcorn and the cats won't stop licking me. I'm a salt lick for cats.
my night ended with a pity blow in a racecar bed
I just threw up every bad decision and it hurts
I woke up to find my purse full of puke, and all I could think was not again.
There's a chance I told a cop that I was ready for him to strip I may have even taken some ones out of my purse and stuck them in his holster
So shaving my butt whilst humming "be prepared" is now in my top five weirdest Friday night activities.
I would do everything over again, except the fireball.
We did it to 80's cardio music. Talk about a workout.
Why r u in my phone under "the last survivor"?
The hangover struggle is to real, just passed the drive thru window. Twice.
what are you up to?
it's 8pm, i've already showered and gotten in bed. if you wanted to make plans u should have asked 3 months in advance
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