I would say the hottest chick there looked like Susan Boyle and the ugliest like Bea Arthur
Nice use of current day folklore
I wasn't fucked. I was just drunk, because i was still able to walk into the woods and masterbate.
i went to throw her on my bed and threw her straight in to my bike
Is it sanitary to roast marshmallows over a cigarette lighter?
Found my little brother jerking off with a condom. he said he was "practicing"
OMG its one we used last night
I don't give a shit about soccer but I'm really excited about drinking at 7 in the morning
I kept feeling my boobs..just to make sure they were still there.
Well.. considering he unknowingly dated a prostitute, I consider myself the winner in that break up.
I was cut off by 8, I need to rethink this breakup therapy strategy
I've got a permanent seat at the "Girls who eat their feelings" table this weekend.
did you know the cops in wilco have clean up kits in their cars for when people puke in them? i found this out this morning. i'm finishing paperwork now. come get me plz?
Drinking hard cider in a room full of freshman girls. Never felt so secure of my manhood
I probably wouldn't
What the fuck happened last night.... I woke up with a bowl half full of ravioli next to my head, reversed on my bed still fully clothed.....
A relationship is waiting for him to fall asleep so you can cum (finally!) while watching porn
I'm so drunk I forgot what to do to go pee.
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