I was in a gas station that sold tazers and I just saw a billboard that said "Strippers, need we say more?" God I love Georgia!
Small penises have feelings too.
it was the least impressive dick i've ever seen... and i've changed babies' diapers.
the last 2 times weve had drunk sex ive had to get the morning after pill.. he's turning into a real expensive fuck buddy.
Oh my god my life; so much cake and so little sex
I wish I could like. Pull my liver out, and put it in the corner of a boxing ring, put a towel and ice on it, rub it's shoulders, and tell it to "get back in there, you got this!".
I pulled my bra out of my dress and handed it to my mom..at cocktail hour during the wedding.
Boobs speak an international language.
Also I just had a flash back ... He told me I have nice nipples and then asked me about yours..
We played Rock Paper Scissors to see who would have to go down on the other person.
Well I passed out before 4:20 on 4/20 so I deem it a failure AND a success.
I'm at a sex party and there's a guy in an ICP jersey and trip pants. I see now that this is the moment in the movie of my life I recognize I have a problem
Even my conscience is telling me to take this Wednesday's exam buzzed.
Omg there's puke under my pillow. Clearly I puked and tried to hide it. From myself. \n
Bud light made chelada as a breakfast for those of us with class at 8 am
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