My hot female boss's cubical is right next to mine with a wall between us. Do you think it is too forward to make a glory hole in the wall?
she is using a fork to eat popcorn and refuses to drink gatorade out of anything but a margarita glass... did i mention the popcorn is on a plate?
She is only going home with him in hopes to give him herpes. She has been plotting some master revenge since 7th grade.
According to google history I spent most of last night trying to buy an elephant.
According to the stories I've heard I decided I was a stuntman after my 6th shot of Jack
I want to apologize in advance for texting you a picture of my penis tonight.
I told him if I was pregnant we were coming out to the people at work, because I'm not pretending to get knocked up by an imaginary boyfriend.
FUCK YOU. AH. FUCK BOTH OF US MORE BOOZE.
MAS TEQUILA.
No more vodka shots for you. Last night you begged a man on your knees to sell you his beard. He had no beard.
PUT YOUR FRESHLY SHAVED MEXICAN POON ON THAT BEARD. NOW.
Is it unethical to trim my bush hair with the scissors from my office?
like every night i go out someone always suggests nipple hugs so that's why I always end up topless
Turns out the creepy dude who bought us tequila shots was the friend of a friend who then got us a table and several large bottles of champagne.
Never judge a man by his mustache.
Named all the presidents in order between puke sessions while semi conscious so that's a thing I can do now
I have a cheeseburger in my purse and im going to fill her prescription for narcotics. Who thought i was responsible enough to sign her discharge papers?
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