the new term for farting is butt boxing.
I wonder if u can grow weed on Framville and sell it to Mafia Wars?
There's three frat guys comparing how you were in bed. apparently you have gotten worse with time
Just had a nice conversation with my landlord while cleaning your puke off my car
The night was going well until I found tufts of my hair in the freezer. Then I got nervous
I would not wish his dick upon my worst enemy
It's like we come as a package. Your slogan should be "be in my family, sleep with my roommate."
My slogan can be "bonding the family together. One dick at a time."
In lieu of flowers, please donate to The Hungover Children's Fund in my name.
I would have gladly let him decapitate me with the way he was biting on my neck.
oh you know, the usual stuff. getting kicked out of bars and sleeping in cars.
I know it must have been a hard break up. Are you okay?
Oh yeah, I'm fine dude. My vaginas heart is broken though. I feel bad for her, you should give her a call sometime.
Less than a month to go... I do not understand how I was able to put up with a roommate who wears bright green Crocs for a year.
I'm still me, I just happen to have things in my porn library that you may not have expected
Only you would come out as bi like that
I have a bottle of vodka wrapped in a leg warmer in my purse. This is what it takes to get through Christmas with my family.
You were throwing up into a trash can full of used condoms. I had to intervine.
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