She has some nice fakeys. She is also an exotic entrepreneur.
Trimmed my pubes and broke your paper shredder. Separate events.
I just googled "buy xanax online". What is wrong with my life?
you kept searching pizza on facebook and becoming a fan of each page dedicated to it
hapi new year, hope this year brings u happiness and lots of sexi people ;)
stop writing like that.
You insisted on drinking champagne out of the dog bowl
He kept moaning America instead of Erica while fucking me.
I peed in a 7/11 last night. Like literally pretended I pretended I was shopping, looked around, and peed on boxes in the corner. No more tequila
I think I'm too tall to 69 successfully.
I think I might cry.
Word of advice, don't put your jar if peanut butter in the microwave, blue fire comes out
My doctor was like "I think adderall is a great choice. It'll definitely benefit you and you say you've taken it before so you'll be fine!" \nAnd I was like "yeah bro, totally"
I'm hungover during 4th grade graduation practice. I AM THEIR FUTURE.
Probably gonna run and pray I throw up. Then go get a coffee/bagel & continue to rally
You took his virginity and then he got lost on his way back to his hotel room... We found him at 3am sitting on the sidewalk crying. Kudos.
Bro, that'd be the third dick I've taken down in the office.
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