just skyped with my friend to listen in on the people talking shit about me in the library. creepy or strategic?
Are you still at the party or did I leave?
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I need you to use more vowels.
Is it ironic that the girl with the horse face is also on the equestrian team?
I'm tellin ya, let the nipple get some air, they'll hire u on the spot, lawyers love a little nip
Where's Taylor bro?
Never mind found him under the sink
It turns out my English teacher used to pose for Playboy. She's an inspiration.
The first thing we did this morning was see if we could see her barf in the prking lot from the roof. We could. It was in 5 spaces.
I still can't get the taste of her nipples and the udon noodles out of my mouth
I ordered more beers for everyone but had to finish them all. I promptly went outside and projectile vomited in the street. Three times.
what the hell makes you think you get to decide what your going to wear at our weding!?
So now I have had sex with 2 people my son graduated high school with.
i can't hookup with him because someone else bit my vagina
I forgot wine drunk hurts
I’ve seen not one, but three Facebook articles on my feed today about “how to eat ass”. Idk what the universe is trying to tell me but it’s needs to chill
Randomize
