Ross. Joey. Chandler. Who would you do?
i have a feeling he has a nice dick. i can just sense it.
It's either jizz or frosting, and either way, someone's being held accountable.
I like to think of it as a lesbian feast.
Sorry I invoked the "everyones getting smacked including myself policy last night"
TONGUES ARE JUST MEAT TENTACLES IN OUR MOUTHS OMG
HOW ABOUT I DON'T WAKE UP TO THESE TYPES OF TEXTS
do you remember showing me a picture of your husbands penis last night?
yea! the mushroom one. i would only show you.
Also I owe you 20 bucks, a clean towel and a glass of scotch. I'll even throw in a blow job
It would seem she's painting a bullseye right in between her legs
I LIKE NICE BOXERS OKAY!? COMBINED WITH A GLORIOUS DICK JUST MAKES THIS EVEN BETTER. WE MOVE IN TOGETHER AND THAT PIC'S GETTIN FUCKING FRAMED.
I’m almost positive this girl is drinking a mojito in class right now, if so she’s my new hero
Ugh. The fucking vaginal recession is so real right now.
We were on a plane, I couldn't just grab his dick
I sent my boyfriend to the bar so I could go out tonight and actually get laid..
you put your keys in the fridge so you wouldn't forget your yoohoo
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