OMG Im so trashed fishy! im sitting hereon my bed wif mcdonalds n i look like david hasselhoff!!!!!! kill me now
Btw the nut in my hair goes great with my outfit !!! :(
I just saw a stripper wear a tube top around her floppy gut. God bless Michigan.
You know, I really only think drinking is a problem if you're not good at it.
You showed the cops outside of the bar your boobs and then decided to go apologize to them. They admitted that the reason they hung out there was because of girls like you.
What's a "vodkaffle"?
It's where she puts vodka in the waffle mix.
These days, you and me are swimming in dicks.
Marco
Polo
That and I was watching this life alert commercial and I'm pretty sure my liver turned up the volume for more information
I think our prof has caught onto our drinking game. He burst into the room with a big smile on his face and yelled "essentially! Essentially! Essentially!"
Its alot like that time you got motorboated by the carni at the rodeo.
I could not handle jail. And my very angry parents.
Seriously bro? Indoor roman candle wars? I guess I'll never see that fucking security deposit again
I told him I'd ride his broomstick if he let me call him Harry Potter and drew a lightning bolt on his forehead.
Just whatever you do, don't neglect the balls.
answer honestly do you think i can make a bloody mary with ketchup????
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