is it wrong to smoke out middle schoolers?
yes...dear jesus what did you do?
bwahaha. ask your little brother in about 20 minutes. im dropping him off.
sometimes you just have to masturbate at your friend's house.
Not sure if you carved a butthole or vagina in that pumpkin but that didn't stop high Phil from mounting. My study group is horrified.
Monday morning margarita madness at ny house. Yes before wheel of fortune. Yes day drinking.
I could of sworn you were praying in the strip club.
My dad, when he got home and saw me loading a bowl in the living room: "We have TWO beautiful balconies to get high on and you pick the couch?!"
They were swingers. Real swingers. Thought it was going to be awesome until some fat guy tried to put my dick in his mouth.
I almost wanna stick a tampon in and sneeze bent over to see if it actually shoots out
He took a girl home at like eight, fucked her, kicked her out, came back to the bar, and repeated the process again at 10:30 and 2:30. THREE GIRLS IN ONE NIGHT. ALL PICKUPS. I HATE HIM.
Teach me the ways of your demonic sorcery.
Why are my jeans soaking wet and smell like chlorine??
Bc u told a stranger in the hotel "I have sinned' and made him get into the hotel fountain and "baptize u". I've got a vid
I'm disproportionately drunk. But I also spelled disproportionately right twice so maybe I'm not that drunk
That's why my boobs are so big, they're full of secrets.
You were filing your nipples with a nail file to "make them sharper"
I did put on a shirt to start the night, right?
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