You can spell. I can kill people with no remorse. We all have our skills.
That adds atleast one bjs worth of awkward sexual tension between us.
Nothing makes my dick softer than hot girls in rain boots.
Hey I never found my wallet but i did find a bag of 14 soft taco supremes
I have your wallet. Trade you for the tacos.
He offered but I said no. I didn't think it'd be cool to accept cupcakes in the mens room of a gentlemans club.
you were wearing a pair of wings and handing out McDonalds apple pies, if anyone refers to you as the "Rave Fairy" you now know why.
THIS EXPLAINS SO MUCH.
Last time i was there we saw the window of the pizza place we were at get busted, we were pulled out of a taxi to be questioned by the cops, and we peed outside a waffle house. I'm in.
He just stared into my eyes and touched himself. That isn't hooking up.
Was the first guy that bit your neck last night wearing a trenchcoat...I have a vague memory.
Of course it may just be the context. A dish of dog food would look lovely next to your breasts.
just had sex in my dorm hall public bathroom while wearing my favorite cat sweater. tonight was a win
Yea it's also hard to turn down a man asking you out with a chicken sandwich.
He understood my need for pizza was more important than my need for sex. He's the one.
You literally chaperoned my booty call.
She gave me a roadie as we drove home from fireworks. People were still lighting off their displays as we drove by. I love America.
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