yeah, but that could mean anything in Denmark.
No more parties with babies... I can't do that again.
Don't tits with veins remind you of road maps?
He said he got laid, but you and i both know he was too high to leave his house.
Im sitting on the exxon bathroom floor, idk if its healthy but it sure is cold
Sorry, they don't make maternity Power Ranger suits...
Time for jim to play the "dont seriously consider pooping in the trash" game
The shit I just took made me regret every life decision leading up to it.
I found a half-finished mass text from my California weekend that said "things I want to rape: you, things, stuff, and le"
Well anyways I still cant believe I don't remember such a monumental day in history as you showing me your boobs... Jesus
He kept asking for nudes so I sent him a picture another guys dick. He called me ruthless.
She's chasing her own tail and is afraid of her own feet. My stoner cat, ladies and gentlemen.
Reminder: You could have had sex with me while wearing a tiara.
I was just trying to be a good friend but in retrospect I probably shouldn't have pepper sprayed you.
Currently on my Sunday walk of shame. Should I go to church?
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