Why dose there have to be another girl there for you to do this?
its hotter. Way hotter.
distance makes the heart seek blowjobs from girls that are closer i heard.
Get your damn GED now that you are harvesting a child in her belly
What is a GED?
we banged on the home plate. i wasnt even aware of the significance of where we were until afterwards hahaha
I really shouldn't have to apologize. It was your own damn fault for opening a tab at the bar and telling me about it.
What a great world we live in when USPS can tell you that your drugs have been delivered.
Now that weed is legalized There needs to be reusable bags for people to pick up with. All this plastic is so bad for the environment and a waste
Someone snapchat me a pic of you topless laying on the bar with Scotty pouring a bottle of tequila down your throat. IT'S NOT EVEN ELEVEN YET.
School starts next week
Fucked a kid by the name of your hometown tonight... FOR THE WIN.. BF4L
So apparently when I'm drunk and want water I pant like a dog and expect to have water given to me..
We were kinda loud so his roommate woke up and to make up for it he invited him to a threesome. I can't drink whiskey anymore.
Turns out both me and my grandpa have a guilty pleasure for South American men.
Just saw my ex AGAIN. The constellation of gays must be at some sort of weird point with Mercury.
But I am still fully ok with my life choices as long as the consequences aren't onesies and pacifiers
I'm legitimately the first person in the United States to successfully shave their balls with a Razer Blade of a sword and fully admitt it. I'm honestly smoother then a 10 year old.
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