please pick me up with an explanation of why i shacked in a trailer with a guy who doesnt have a car.
i dont know whats so great about being respectable.
I had to remind him that there is no "age exchange rate" between the u.s. and spain, and that 16 will always equal 16
I wish they had a smiley of two girls making out
Is it weird I want to fuck the cartoon chick from e-surance??
we usually just have an Easter beer hunt and never end up at church anyways
While drunk it seemed like a good idea to barricade my roommate in his room with everything that we could move in our apartment, waking up to him screaming from it collapsing on top of him was just an added bonus.
I wasted some perfectly good semen on her
Awkward moment #23: reasuring mom that the bf and I aren't having sex as seamen is running down my leg...
I feel like you pissing on my ping pong table isn't something to be proud of.
As part of the off-hours team building exercises, I had my new coworkers figure out to push me back to the hotel from the nearby bars in a shopping cart every night for a week.
MORE IMPORTANTLY I THINK I JUST WATCHED SOMEONE GET SO LONELY AS TO TURN BISEXUAL??
Just assume that every drink in that house has alcohol in it.
Well, you're 18 and dating a 28 year old. Who has a wife. Who isn't you. I would guess that's why your mom frowns upon the relationship.
I ripped ass in on and around her face during a hard 69. I don't think she'll ever call me again.
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