North Korea, Best Korea!
i just saw her new tattoo, how much more trashy can you get than having "taste the rainbow" on your body for the rest of your life?
she said if I bought her franzia she would blow me, and she would fuck me if I splurged on martini and rossi. Franzia it is
Well he told me I'd never be a wizard, and so I responded with you'll never have a big penis. After that we both just sat there and cried.
apparently I crawled into someone's bed and demanded they call me 'big dog' before shotgunning a beer
Mixed review. I fucked her in the river, but then we were assaulted by ducks.
We got buck wild in our animal onesies last night. You kept ripping off your tail in angry rages.
I promised him we could have sex if he would let me take him to the hospital to get stitches.
Mom and I are both drunk and walking around the Strip. It's like the hangover but with a lot more bathroom breaks.
He went to cum on my stomach and somehow it got behind my ear. He's like a fucking jizz Houdini.
I felt kinda awkward walking into his house in nothing but lingerie and my dead grandmas overcoat
YAY! I just removed my own stitches, and I'm only bleeding from one spot! on a related note, do you think a dishwasher will sterilize forceps and trauma shears?
I wonder how long it will take her to realize that I peed in her night stand.
You offered him a “Sorry I Blew Your Brother” Blowjob. How does that make it right?
I promised him it would be better than the one I gave his brother which is really nice of me since their actually only half brothers and his brother is cuter
Don't drink and try to take a shower. I thought I was drowning
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