I'm on that like soy sauce on rice
More tranny stories later!
I just peed or puked all or around my parjibgb lot.
parking. I am not drunk
what is it about summer that misdirects my moral compass so much?
she just walked in and said "well, I got peed on again"...
it's like russian roulette but with a penis
In other words, he somehow found his way to my apartment, wasted, and was naked on my new couch. Completely naked. It was too special to pass up.
I think my ph in my vagina is actually off from the lack of sex I've had this break compared to finals week.
Wanna get mid day margaritas tomorrow if I'm still alive
Oh you know, the usual. We had a good date, I took her back home, she took off my pants, laughed, and left.
This whole quitting my bad habits all at once is really messing with my ability to function.
Just shared a bacon biscuit with my cat.... Life is weird for me right now
WHAT THE FUCK DREAM ME
I'M GONNA PUNCH THAT BITCH THE FUCK DID SHE THINK SHE WAS DOIN
you ass-dialed me while you were fucking my ex.
that was on purpose.
She's got a shotglass necklace, running down the street asking people to "fill her up". Get here.
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