chicago's viagra triangle is not unlike the bermuda triangle in thatt things just get lost...... planes, ships, dignity, virginity, etc.
Well, I guess that settles the question of how thick the walls are in my building.
I learned an important lesson this weekend.... I'm way to good at sex to travel for it. From now on he drives here...
I got a Luke Skywalker costume so I can go do battle with the homeless guy who plays the fiddle dressed as Darth Vader downtown.
We were eating hotdog buns dipped in French onion dip in lawn chairs at 4am. That drunk
If we ever start off with margaritas for breakfast and end up naked covered in olive oil...I could think of worse ways to spend a day.
It was the best present I've gotten since I was 5 and I got a fucking easy bake oven. I'm not pregnant for realsies. Celebratory party at the house tonight. Invite all the nice dicks you know.
Note to self: Don't go home with a recent divorcee. Semen and tears.
Ask me who hasn't showered since Sunday and just got cruised at the gas station on his way to work. I'm a terrible gay.
What the hell man, you basically stole my girlfriend with a bucket of KFC.
Are you okay?
I went home with a 38 year old guy in a kilt, do I look okay!
She came 4 times, called me a god, then made me breakfast. I don't think she is ever going to leave
I can't hangout tonight, I have a phone sex appointment at 10
HAM AND WEED HAM AND WEED HAM AND WEED HAM AND WEED HAM AND WEED HAM AND WEED HAM AND WEED
It was like a single vaginal boat in a sea of one eyed monsters
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