Small dicks are the new regular sized dicks.
Strip flip cup NEVER equals good idea
please keep texting me so i can pretend someone likes me
She was ugly to the point i wanted to brush my teeth after looking at her
i really wish james franco would like my vagina
she moved to the other side of town, do you realize how far i gotta walk to get a blow job???
I started to trust fall random people on the dance floor
If I die I have 2 requests one a viking funeral prye and 2 I want you to take over my facebook and haunt the fuck out of everyone
Last time he went to Europe, every time he started drinking he would wake up in a different country with no memory. There is no way he can be tour leader.
i need to put some appletini on your dick
So how does one go about leaving their family vacation to hang out with someone they met on tinder
I'm happy I peed in your laundry basket last night
Nothing says hey I wanna be your friend again like ambushing me with a dick pic
If wanting to text you my feelings after three mojitos is wrong I don't wanna be right.
So, I just found out Ireland, is #1 in binge drinking. I know its Sunday but this one is for America.
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