that place is a roofie-colada waiting to happen
i'm ok with that.. with the right DD it's just a cheaper drunk.. it's the economy, stupid
The solution to mudbutt is never ever Clorox wipes. It stings soooooooo bad.
Just joined the godiva rewards club. Who's the fat friend now.
all adderall does is make me the grand champion of using wikipedia.
either she said she was feeling frisky or eating friskies..i was too drunk to understand.
Well, both are illegal but one involves my vagina a whole lot less.
he told me he had a problem with me going both ways. like what the fuck. what guy says that to a girl? goodbye planned threesomes...
Do you understand how much easier life would be if fannypacks were normal
he said no sex till date three. i said the party was one, mcdonalds two and that i would take him with me to buy cigs for date three.
My drug dealer is making me hot tea during the snowstorm...I'm a fan.
Food poisoning on first date... Still rode the mechanical bull like a champ
Hahaha more like walk of pride. You entered the lions den last night.
you are the only girl i know that would bring a plate of cookies to a hook up. but they were awesome. thanks. next time cupcakes?
I had such a bad bruise on my knees from blowing him so much, he asked if he could sign it...
can jess come too?
sure! but I don't have enough booze for the both of you.
she comes with her own booze, no worries.
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