I got a 69.7 in accounting. I have this whole doing the bare minimum down to a science
haha I love it when I find out that girls who were mean to me in middle school are now some random dude's baby mama. thanks, facebook.
His was the first dick to ever be in my mouth... Of course I'm going to the wedding.
please don't go to jail. I'd hate to have to call the montgomery county jail every time I need sex advice
I think I might stay on campus instead of going home for thanksgiving and see how many townies I can hook up with and no one will be around to judge
We where late for the party because we spent the last hour staring at a towl becase we thought it was a raccoon
I would convert to being a Republican and Mormon just to sleep with Romney's sons. The things I would to do them.
Trust me. I don't get home before 5am. I know what Immmm doing. BTW bail money is in my closet. PEACE
she broke my one feeling. seriously I think she broke my dick.
Ok thats it i need a list. Full names, nicknames, in which frats, with a photo, of all the guys youve hooked up with because three of the same guys is ridiculous
I fell asleep with a half eating burrito in my hand and woke up to cat vomit with burrito in it.
YOU BETTER TOUCH MY NIPPLES TODAY
Do not confuse my plans for being an adult though. I will ABSOLUTELY be practicing suturing, on my porch, while getting stoned.
Do you remember vividly describing the shape and girth of my cock to that girl last night?
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