return my video game
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say what?
wanna hang out?
kyle and i were puking, simultaneously, off the front porch at 4 am, and in the middle of it he looks up, reaches his hand over, and says "knucks." And then I proceeded to fist bump him. By farrr the best time I've ever had puking.
he gave me an orgasm. multiple times. the weird stuff he did in middle school is now irrelevant.
well isn't that the pot calling the kettle a make out whore
Just drive me around campus, I will be able to smell their innocence.
To this day, he introduces me as "the girl I met climbing trees at 3 A.M."
And I'm supposed to be surprised that you got another concussion?
We're in the kiddy pool eating marshmellows and drinking wine out of a box. Please dress casual.
You passed out and I didn't draw a penis on your face. Sister of the year.
He did 5 five hand stand push ups and took off his shirt for a barbarian flex. Some girl took off her shirt and threw it at him
She gave me a roadie as we drove home from fireworks. People were still lighting off their displays as we drove by. I love America.
How did you end up breaking into that laundromat at 3am? I saw the snapchat but like..... How?
I did not get pleasing results from googling “Bob Ross goat”
I wore my old cheerleading uniform.. He came before I even touched his dick. Should I be irritated, or flattered?
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