And then she said we stopped for a train and i tried crawling out the back window.. again, i dont remember this.
My RA just tried to write me up for having sex too loudly during quiet hours.
Just saw Youth in Revolt. There are only so many times Michael Cera can lose his virginity.
i've never heard her scream louder than when the koreans scored. what am i lacking in bed?
her body is proportioned like a family guy character
I feel like I have African malaria. I just remembered singing Teenage Dream in full to that biker couple at the bar.
there's no excuse to just assume your pants won't be coming off for some reason or another. that's just irresponsible
It's only Tuesday and I just measured and checked to see if my 6'5 Friday booty call will fit in the back of my jeep comfortably.
the gays at disneyland are vicious
he just gave me a love letter in polish. he thinks i speak polish. I DONT SPEAK POLISH
I think i'm going to homewreck at this Disney on Ice show.
I'm about 95% it's a collapsed lung. Go big right?
Our group of friends now have more broken bones than reasonable excuses for why they're broken.
I don't really want to talk about it, but if anyone finds my unicorn mask with my bra in it, I would really like that back.
No way man ... This is real life. Complete sentences and everything.
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