i hate sounding clingy, but i just wanted to verify i wasn't an asshole in your mind
I created a new tequila drink. it is a mix of excitement and fear instilled in innocent people.
Well I think that's a good thing that I'm not full of someone else.
he kept saying that we were in ian's fun time place and then continued to act like a dinosaur.
Also I just had a flash back ... He told me I have nice nipples and then asked me about yours..
I texted him 3 days ago he said he was pre gaming for the Super Bowl today he just text" gtomajg kaka hee 48!!!"
YOU ARE SO GOD DAMN LOUD AND YOU'RE SHAKING THE GOD DAMN HOUSE. FUCKING STOP.
Highlight of the weekend: getting roundhouse kicked in the dick while switching from reverse cowgirl.
I think i'm the first person to get kicked out of a club while completely sober. Come outside please!!
On the flip side, we did almost have sex wearing a gorilla mask and deer antlers.............
We're listening to drake in the middle of the woods and smoking two joints at once...my life is complete.
I watched a compilation video today of a guy banging his sex doll to edm music. I just had to tell someone.
I don't know what else is in your wedding gift, but I just pulled out a pair of handcuffs in front of her grandmother.
Also a whip and a blindfold. Don't be a bitch, enjoy it!
Just because I know you’ll get a kick out of this, I sneezed earlier and cupcake frosting came out
We free pour in this house. Measuring alcohol is for the weak
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