STOP acting like a freshman, you have a drivers liscence now AND a PERSCRIPTION for birth control. Dont give all sophmores a bad name. Woman Up
The cops walked in to class and arrested 2 guys for possession.
My face is tingly. And my legs are being massaged by golden elves.
At some point I'd like to figure out how the weird kid from sociology ended up on my couch naked hugging what appears to be some sort of clothing....seriously it's creeping me out
Apparently I took one a huge picture off the wall at the bar and was walking around dancing with it..
I took 36 pictures of my lava lamp. your weed wins.
We were having an argument with his friends mom about whether it was worse that he bootycalled me at 4 a.m. or that I bootycalled him at 12 in the afternoon
Do I lose at life if I cry in a grocery store while buying a pregnancy test?
He's pretending to be my boyfriend so that my family won't bother us when we sneak off to smoke weed
Allow me to explain. Triple D is a surprise. It's like if you're expecting to fight one person, then you get ambushed by more. Except it's a good ambush, because it's boobs, not death.
If pulling your dick out counts as a hobby that is his.
Oh my fucking god, I was conceived on the first date.
The night they met I slept with both of them. Of course I'm best man.
What has my life become? I'be officially recruited my fuck buddy for help getting my ex back.
I don't care. It's wine Wednesday get your gameface on.
Randomize
