Anyone who says sunshine brings happyness has never woken up with the worst hangover of their life to their window being open and it being a bright shinny day
MTV running anti-sexting commercials is a slap in the face to everything our generation has accomplished.
just added God to my list of friends who can only see my limited profile on facebook. its such a relief to know that He can't watch me fuck up my life anymore.
i hate always having to make my eye shadow look really good since my eyes always end up closed by the end of the night in pics
what is the most politically correct way to ask if he still hangs out with the guy that has blue hair and make meth in his car?
speaking of graduation plans, i'm blacked out eating sausage
youre just mad because i have donuts and im beautiful
I'm going to die alone in my chair and get eaten by my cat. That kind of break up.
Oh you know, we just bobbed for apples in a bucket full of jungle juice. So, a casual Tuesday night.
Do you think if 10 year old us knew that we would be passing out in a McDonalds after a hefty night of drinking, and 23 McChickens, they'd change anything?
Never thought going to McDonald's alone at 3 AM would end with a blowjob outside some random girl's apartment...
Never drinking again. Maybe, if our boss gave us more 3-day weekends we would know how to handle ourselves. That was a shit show.
You poured all their beer into ziploc baggies so it would be "better on the go"
I think this is the first time I heard a lesbian version of baby it's cold outside.
I'm seriously scared right now. Woke up next to 3 geese and a lot of feathers ..
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