I have taken lazynest to a new level. I took a picture of the notes on the board instead of writing them. I win.
I woke up pulling sunflower seeds out of my vagina. That kind of night.
I know it should be off bounds, but can this be the chick we all sleep with at some point? I can write it off as drunken mistake, you all just have to come up with equally good excuses
Also, do you think you think his dick is perfect bc you loved him? Or is it actually perfect?
apparently i walked around all last night forcing people to beer bong whatever drink was in their hand. so far this morning ive had three people refer to me as beer bong man
"it's Wednesday" isn't a good enough excuse to take my debit card and use it for your own drunken needs. You owe me 250 bro
Some guy in lab is humming along to a Sara Barrilles song. Or maybe I'm just hearing the song echoing in his huge, gaping vagina.
its amazing there are so many photos of me and him separately, since most of that party time was spent sneaking away to fuck upstairs...
50% drunk capacity currently
Well I just had a 45 minute conversation with a lady who was drunk off her ass complaining about how her 3 sons won't talk to her anymore. No more dive bars.
The walk of shame is a lot easier when I'm at a music festival and it's 12 feet from his tent to my tent
You are living the dream.
When my beach tent arrives , I strongly suggest quitting our jobs and becoming homeless beach drunks
I don't trust my subconscious. It sleeps with my exboyfriend sometimes.
in the future we should consider sippy cups so we can drink and passout accordingly
Also I've decided to start stealing shot glasses after I do the shots. You in?
Randomize
