i am sick of getting naked and seeing how fat i am.
My sis friend said it was fake then described it as "scary"...greatest adj ever applied to my dick
We just took shots out of seashells. Welcome spring break 10.
It wasn't until i was on my knees with three dicks in my face that i thought it might be a bad idea
On a scale of one to everyone dying I say let's aim for a 7
Hey. Me and my buddy are drunk. you wanna give us tattoos of the hawaiian punch guy we shall pay very well. Seriously dude. no bull shit.
I'm currently looking through google images of circumsized penises and realizing how vital pre-marital sex is.
How many of my tattoos need to be visible for an outfit to be considered "see-through"?
Whatever, consider condoms an eighteen year investment.
I could probably save all of the money I would have spent on condoms and put a kid through college.
On duty sugar tits. A Marine never abandons his post to take nudi pics.
Miscalculate d the jungle juice, it's actually 10%. Can't taste the diff anyway but my stomcha is warm. Come play pongm.
I bought the restaurant a boat airhorn to wake up sleeping employees.
I love you
Um I got a ride home from the bar with two random boys and one tried to bang me on my parents riding mower
I also guarantee you multiple orgasams and blueberry pancakes
On cleanup... i've counted 94 solo cups so far.. oh, and i found a miniature top hat in the microwave
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