check it out our google latitudes are spooning
i just googled the alphabet. i couldnt remember if it was jklomnop or jklmnop.
No need to clean the puke on the driveway. The squirrel is eating it up.
dude she was so drunk she thought Jim Joyce made the right call
in respone to your voicemail you left me on saturday, yes i had gone to bed and no i was not still drinking at 5am
That was around the time you tried to kick me out for being rude to your fish.
Ohhhh sweet! I may be down for that. I'll be a german beer girl probably passed out on a park bench somewhere.
In a strange taxi 3059. Battery dying I'm dying. Bye.
And that's why we do second round interviews for possible roommates.
The ONLY place I sext is in my anatomy class. It's an amped up level of playing doctor.
maybe one of us should just pity fuck him and get it over with.
Moms love me. I'm the reminder that they need to turn safe search on.
I grabbed the pretzel bag with my toes last night. I think that day of yoga had paid off.
I'm really excited to meet your new dude! But we really need to find out if he's your cousin first.
We had an argument over whether or not she had super strength. She settled it by dragging me to the bed room and throwing me on the bed. Then forcefully fucking me. She won the argument.
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