At least make sure they are 18
Why
Their flight hasn't even left yet and the 'buy food to keep yourself alive' budget is gone on tequila.
Pregaming class all semester has made this final review session more like my introduction to the topic.
She even gives head with a lisp.
Were playing beruit winners pelt losers with eggs
She texted her brother about how much she loved his hot tub. He responded three days later that he wasn't aware he owned a hot tub.
my drunken justification for peeing in her closet was that her shoes were ugly
We woke up at 7:30am. We got a 30 rack, yelled at all the freshman shackers walkin back to their dorms, played a game of beer die, and boned all before 11:00am. I found my soulmate
Andy was trying to screw his door shut from the inside so no one could get in.
They are going to name an STD after you.
I preemptively put on a cape before eating a bunch of weed brownies. Best decision ever.
If it involves notarization or the Misfits, I am up to date. Anything else, I know fuck-all.
FUCKIN BIRDS ARE CHIRPING AT 4 IN THE MORNING. THE SUN ISN'T RISING YET MOTHERFUCKERS, GO BACK TO YOUR NESTS.
Nothing personal but yes I would be suspicious If I saw 3 guys and 2 girls in the same bathroom stall together
It's less than a hour into 2020 and I already want to punch some people in the face
Randomize
