I think she would actually eat a penis if anyone was brave enough to let one near her mouth
I knew we were gonna fuck after she told me she's seen that Porno before
I just passed on expense account drinking, this must be the worst hangover ever.
i mean, some people chug beer and some people chug hard liquor. some people have good ideas and some people have bad ideas. it's all about perspective.
who has not yet felt my sugrcially enhanced boobs. HurryI am at the bnar and it is 1:15 am
i introduced myself to everyone by my new name, thundergooch. i threatened the neighbors with a hammer when they used my real name. needless to say, sailor jerry was not kind to me.
Based on the grey fur I pulled from my teeth, I think her vagina has mice.
I'm going to smoke the pathetic stems and miscellaneous particles that weren't good enough for all my other bowls because its all I have left. This is my bag's Rudy moment.
Whore are you.
Is that a Yoda insult or are you asking me where I am?
Yes.
Got home. All the lights were on. All the doors were unlocked. My room was covered in beads, there's puke in the sink and of course our toilet is still broke. I'd say it was a decent Mardi Gras
I don't know what the bubonic plague feels like- but I'm gonna guess its something like this.
They made me leave the maternity ward, how do I get back in?
Did I fall last night?
I wouldn't call it falling as much as you tried to lay on the sidewalk and proceeded to hit it face first.
I just used a bag of jelly beans as an arm weight...I'm not sure what to think of myself
I just put together something from IKEA so that’s mandatory oral for a week.
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