Turns out "bordello" doesn't mean what I thought it did.
An ad on my facebook says "don't be THAT girl". Its like it knows.
we were making out and he got up to change his pants. I wonder what would happen if i took my shirt off.
I have absolutely nothing sober to say to you.
Thats the last thing I remember and then I woke up in this Dutch kids dorm and he was taking a picture of me while I was sleeping
i really care about you, respect you, another gay word, and another gay word... lets just drink
I would not wish his dick upon my worst enemy
Hes drunk and dancing naked. I can hear his dick smacking his legs from the next room.
I don't know what to say to that. All I know is my vagina is trying to jump through the phone.
He has an accent when he types. I can *hear* the schnitzel. Especially when he's drunk.
My hungover walk of shame was interrupted by a stranger on a balcony throwing me a beer to shotgun... at 10 a.m....
sexting while watching Peter Pan the Musical! something just doesn't seem right here
like I'd leave you in a situation like that..pfft. what kinda friend do you think I am?
...a stoned one.
You poured all their beer into ziploc baggies so it would be "better on the go"
He told me he would make me come so hard I would throw up. I'm actually horrified that he thinks that's something any person would want
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