Ok let me ask a question, does aderall make women less apt to have sex?
Cause it just destroys penises
Was that inappropriate? I can't gauge these things anymore
I want you more than these girls want KFC
I'm scared. I feel like she's my mom and she just walked in on me having sex. Like she's "disappointed"
I have the Lakers game on, but all I can think about is having sex with you. Not sure what you've done here.
So Ive been fucking her for the past couple months and i just found our that my grandfather and her grandmother were fuck buddies for a while. I feel like this is a new awesome family tradition that skips a generation.
And we hooked up in the carwash. I told you our creative juices were flowing today.
he described going down on me as being like 'entering a jungle of deliciousness and fur
That white girl was surprised to see orange pubes around my black cock. Happy Halloween!
We're having a serious conversation and I just responded to something he said with an emoticon. I am so baked.
Dude this deaf chick is totally hot, I just bought an apartment on boner ave
He left my apartment when I broke up with him just as my booty call was walking in. It was a little awkward...
Sex should always be followed by Chinese food in bed.
Nothing shouts "I'm single" like a thousand needlepoint pillows.
haha it's ok, I asked people. I was like "I'm high and lost" and the dude just said "That's my life. Love it."
Do we have to do this party tonight? I'm worried my bed will miss me...
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