David Carradine died? Should I be thinking about this 10 min before my interview?
Haha just ref him when they ask a questin about kung fu which they will since ur Asian
I just saw a dog and thought "Hey! A goat!" Then realized it was a dog. Now I'm sad.
I wonder what it would be like to masturbate in space
He wasn't lying when he said he was immune to pepperspray. He pretended it burned for like 12 seconds and told the cops he was kidding he was alright. We'll be there soon.
He's a forty-something balding gay man with no boundaries or sense of social norms. Of course we should befriend him.
Because at some point last night we decided that shotgunning beers from a paint stick was a good idea
oh you know, the usual stuff. getting kicked out of bars and sleeping in cars.
Hypothetically how does one go about throwing away a dildo?
I found an inside smoking lounge. I'll be here for the next 4 hours. A nice old Canadian lady has befriended me and let me use her lighter. Fuck Hartsfield-Jackson AND this layover. I win.
Went into Walmart to get a pregnancy test. Came out with a beta fish and chocolate.
I'm having post-experience "why didn't I fuck her in a public bathroom" regrets
alll i remember is comming back downstairs, his pants were off and he was aplauding me
Am I getting cock blocked by karaoke? That's a first.
IN OTHER NEWS did you guys see Orlando Bloom's penis today? I did
Hangover and judgement, the breakfast of champions.
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