So how did finding that girl you know on GGW go?
I was so pissed when it just previews her all covered up. It would have been easier to just have sex with her
Yeah but then you would have a case of genitals gone wild
I got raped by $2 you call it's. I'm still hammered. And mentoring high school kids. My life is a joke.
i was drunk at family dinner telling about my gay brothers sex ads on criags list
Believe it's possible to jerk off while watching the food network.
we need a dd. For wednesday. At lunch. What are we doing with our lives?
succeeding
I can always tell its time to do laundry when my vibrator doesn't stay covered up in my sock drawer.
No. No, there is no forgiveness for this. The only way I'm forgiving you for this is if you somehow convince your sister to have sex with me. In her car.
Well my friend Jon slept on the couch and I slept next to my cooked lean pocket on the carpet
You couldn't remember her number so you tried to dial her name into your phone. Once you realized you didn't know her name, you dialed 7 random numbers
So is there a reason your dad is passed out naked in my shower? P.S. Congrats on the family dong.
I didn't get it..
I'm sorry. But to the original question please.
dude, I convinced you I was your conscience for like 15 minutes last night. you weren't just "a little high"
Some guy was coming onto me last night and in the middle of it all he said: 'It literally says this on my birth certificate: Francis Coburt: The Guy Who Can Pull Two Beers Outta His Pants Like Magic.'
me + whiskey = a bad person
Did you put Adderal in the fishtank in the lobby? The fish are acting like Olympic sprinters. Asshole.
Then he asked if he could pee on me and things really went downhill
Randomize
