Goodnight sugar queer
Sugar queer??
Why does my predictive text prioritize 'queer' over 'puffs'?
Note to self. Never fart in a tanning bed
moral of the story: I'm going to stab everyone
Things he has used as lube on me: olive oil, cologne, purell, spit, tanning oil, and bottled hotel lotion
He needs to save up for some actual ky before my vagina gets an allergic reaction
They've started ranking girls from "paper-bag" to "I just came." Please come get me
do you ever think like no deep thought could take place in the spanish language? like all they talk about is like tacos?
how high are you?
I think I need to stop sleeping with him. Sex with him is just a reminder of the mediocrity of the rest of my life.
Someone apparently named 'eleaw' just text me asking if I had fun last night.
Sounds good. Stay safe. I'm kind of drunk in a Food 4 Less right now and I'm having the time of my life.
Watch the news tonight. They interviewed me about a fire. I was high as balls so it should be entertaining.
Can I bring some rope too? It's not too early for bondage talk, is it?
The sex was so bad. I kept sending people snapchats of my face during it.
Oh, don't mind me, that's just my vagina rattling.
i now regret my decision on turning down your offer of sex in the backseat
ready for a night of bad decisions, horrible moral standards, and an unhealthy amount of illegal substances.
Randomize
