Someone's got a whale tail
A thong is hangin out?
No, a fatty following them
i don't mind that he's uncut. i like it! it's like a little sweater!
a cock doensn't need a sweater! especially a skin sweater! wtf.
That's like some buffalo bill hannibal lector shit.
did i really try to jack off an athens police horse last night? please tell me youre kidding..
I'M GETTING MARRIED!
YOU'RE STILL MARRIED!
Omg. One night stands are not supposed to show up to your swim class the morning after. Worst lesson ever.
Rule of thumb; if you ask me if my tits are fake you will not get to touch them.
I have accepted that I am a sexual predator. What I can't accept is the lack of sexual men for me to seduce in this town.
Is it weird that i want a guy to ask me to homecoming by spelling it out in meatballs?
THATS VERY WEIRD
What section do you want to sit in? The screaming girls section or the "when you guys were popular I was straight and pretended not to like you guys" section?
I don't think this guy is worth it unless he's a skilled sexual amigo
The part where he comes over and ignores you isn't what makes me mad about that story... It's the fact that he ate your tacos, AND THEN proceeded to ignore you. That's cold hearted.
For future reference, when he drunkenly screams "YOUR MOTHER SUCKS COCKS IN HELL," he means that he's about to throw up. Invest in a bucket.
Hey do you or anyone you know want to get drunk for free? At 4pm tonight at rctc for field sobriety training for future cops
Just set the kids up with doughnuts downstairs so I could go up and masturbate uninterrupted. I am such a good mom.
According to the office gossip the new secretary is “a homewrecking whore”. Think I should spend $27 on a fake wedding ring?
Yes! Want that picture of you and my nephew?
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