She said so on her MySpace, so it's gotta be true.
I've decided to film a documentary centered around how he manages to keep that beast caged in such tight pants
yah I made NO friends last night. at one point i think i replaced talking with spitting
Feel like bed is flying. Not sure where we're going. Hope there is candy.
alright got my week's quota of sex in, ready for modern warfare 2
I am spending my work day planning my weekend drinking schedule
there's a guy on campus handing out business cards. you pay him to see if your girlfriend will cheat. the company name is "tying up loose ends"
We need a plan...
Find random men. Use them as sexual objects. There's our plan.
We're about to have a bottle rocket fight on jetskis. You have 5 minutes to get on our level.
Time to do stuff I know I'll have to hide from my grandkids one day and everyone at next weekends wedding.
yo btw licking skeptical coke off table right now
you 2 were alone in the living room and the dog walked in and you started yelling what are all these people doing in here
He had the same tone in his voice and look in his eyes that he gets when he says UFOs aren't real.
I HAVE A STRAIGHT LINE ACROSS MY ASS ABOUT THE WIDTH OF A SLIM JIM. ERICA!
so i just met a former male stripper who has a lion king tattoo. new BFF? i think yes
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