Nick had a break down & said to me "Everybody's mad at me, I'm the douchebag, Im the fucking douchebag that everyone hates, Do you wanna come home with this douchebag?!"
You're going home with him aren't you?
I'll see ya in the morning when I leave his house
omg kevin jonas gave his bride a glass slipper..could he be any gayer then he is now
he is so gay. he makes clay aiken look straight. what is wrong with the lady that married him? kevin must be envious of her balls
i wrote her a fucking poem. i better get laid for that
You know there's only so much I can do with a great personality.
Somewhere during foreplay he said something about me only being with two other guys... I just went with it cause we have never had that conversation...
You planned my entire going away party sitting in the bath tub cradling a bottle of Cuervo. You promised me fire jugglers. And a pinata.
UPDATE: WE WILL BE HITTING THE BATMAN PINATA WITH A SWORD
So my dad just walked in on me with the same girl twice in 3 nights. I told him if he wants to see her tits to adleast admit it. All he did was smirk.
Come my child we shall walk thru the pasture of amazing sex and corndogs. Hint:some corndogs are not corndogs.
He just sent me a picture of himself naked while cooking pancakes and he made the caption "bitchin' in the kitchen"
I got about 15 snapchats from you with your hand saying "you want cheese sticks" or something like that and one of some weird looking weed
im lying in bed trying to choke myself out because being awake hurts too much
I'm gonna hop on that dick and ride it into the sunset
I woke up to a stripper (who added me on Facebook) messaging me reminding me to cancel my card if I can't find it
They have beer where we have blood.
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