You don't have asthma, your pregnant
ps... at the end of one of the videos you yell "let's do the eiffel tower again.. i'll be in the middle!" .. i almost died lolol
I slept with some guy because he drew a dinosaur on my arm
I did the walk of shame to church this morning.
hooker boots and all?
Yep. People looked at me like I was the prodigal daughter returning home. Full of sins but welcome anyway.
I'm going to a foam party and gonna grind someones dick off hayy
I usually don't buy birthday presents for my booty calls
But you'll make an exception
probably not
I think we need to teach you what straight means again
he kept telling me how much his girlfriend would love me while we were making. why does tequila always do this to me?
The kind of drunk where you put two tampons in thinking that it'll last me longer ...
He took my virginity but also my remaining pizza. i dont know how to feel right now.
He turned down head in favor of a handjob. Not sure if he's crazy or i have magic hands
It makes me feel all patriotic & free... And borderline diabetic.
He said he wanted to lick the breadcrumbs off my chest
We are the rockettes of vaginal bleeding
It was platonic naked porno viewing, I swear.
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