We were chasing that deer in the quad and next thing I remember I woke up in my RAs bed. I'm probably in trouble.
You drew a self portrait of yourself on his wall with sharpie.
There isn't a single transaction on my online bank account that doesn't involve drugs or alcohol since November 12
I didnt realize we were having a competition in poor decision making skills
how else could I explain the last few years
you know it's time to start studying when you've procrastinated to the point where you're reading your roommate's ex-boyfriend's wall posts from 2006.
Yeah getting kicked out of the bar at 1 pm really set the tone for the day.
she walked out and i tried to get her to come back but i couldn't remember her name so i just whistled... future reference: that doesn't work
I realized it was a bad idea when I broke my collar bone
you have a wonderful penis attached to someone I'm having a lot of problems with right now
i think I'm just gonna buy a new vibrator, body pillow, some guys cologne to spray on it, a life time supply of wine and weed and be done with all this shit
I'm covered in mustard and it looks like I nose dived in to barbed wire ??? Was last night that good?
He purred while eating me out. HE PURRED AND I LIKED IT.
This is embarrassing but i think i might have left my fake tooth at your house on your night stand.
This is stupid. I am not getting knocked up from fucking in his backseat behind a starbucks. I refuse.
april was a good month for me, sexually...doubled my number, had a threesome, fucked a girl for the first time and two different boys in one night. there should be a medal
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