WHY DIDN'T ANYON E TELL ME SHE WAS SIXTEEN
What I lack in compassion I make up for in lack of compassion
I don't want her to kill herself before she gets over me, getting mentioned in a suicide note isn't very fly.
but it's kind of a high honor.
Being college poor has reached a new low. I am giving up on masturbating so i can save money on toilet paper
I feel like a fucked a broomstick last night. You get a gold star.
I just want uncharted vagina. Fresh and ripe.
Lightning struck the tree right outside of her window as I came inside her. I think its God's way of saying go by plan b.
I fucked in the bathroom while everyone listened and banged my dick against a table shouting "order in the court"
You walked in wearing nothing but a beekeeper mask
My brother and I have had one conversation in the past like 3 weeks and it was about what it would be like as a sentient butt plug
At this point in job hunting, I'm willing to become a leather daddy if it means some sort of income.
whoa whoa whoa, you're saying I shouldn't post pics of you balls deep in a southern hottie?
What happens if you die with an erection? Does it stay hard? Disclaimer: I'm high.
Have you ever thrown up in the middle of your hair appointment? Cause I have..
if it makes you feel any better you looked really comfortable while you were sleepin in the closet, atleast according to the pictures i woke up with on my phone
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