Excuse me do you have gonnorhea?
Text. Mid BJ. 8 points.
4 feet of snow. teaching the cats how to snow swim. throwing them off the porch and seeing what happens.
She brought up feelings... her days are numbered
Fine. Just this once and because its veterans day will I send you a picture of my tits. You're lucky I love this country.
porn star boner night. come get it.
It is official. It's the year of doin married chicks. Similar to the year of virgins but without all the baggage.
his roommates said i can move in if i promise to only drink tequila the rest of the semester. challenge accepted.
Just picture a dyson vacuum with razor blades. That's how it felt.
I'm just concerned it's gonna end up in my vagina again
He bought segways. We ride them when we get drunk. Last night he ran through the sliding glass door.
All I know is that I have a black eye and an extra $200 in my wallet. Other than that, clueless.
So the revenge porn my ex posted just resulted in a contract with a gay porn company. I'm going to make $8,000 this weekend. That would a breakup checkmate. Are you joining me in the legislative committee hearing tomorrow?
The party bus is stocked with 5 hour energies and beer and someone handing out adderall. Best. Wedding. Ever.
And on the 323rd day without sex, God finally said let there be light...or love?
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