The guy asked if i had a problem w/set schedules
I asked her if she had any t-shirts of bands that didn't suck. I got a Sublime shirt and my answer.
if you don't go to jail tommorow I'll buy you a 40. Motivation.
so we were having anal, both very very drunk when he started shouting his roomates name
good luck with ur interview. Just show them your confidence and don't make that sucking snot noise. Really don't. Praying for you, love mom
He gave me a pearl necklace on top of my Karma necklace I was wearing. I guess I deserve whats coming to me.
We still going to Happy Hour
Idk. I can't because it doesn't fit in my schedule of sleeping or throwing up
Fuck you, jack daniels. I feel like satan laid an egg in my brain.
I did what any insensitive guy would do bought her friends shots and tried to fuck them
dude my grandma just called my dealer. How does this shit happen to me
Getting stoned and sitting front row in a legal class.. Not my best idea
he was almost the father of your baby, you should let him take you to dinner
Our entire day shift is on either molly or acid. I'm about to take two hits of the latter.
Nothing says “I spent too much in Vegas” quite like eating a jar of pickles for dinner and planning on cream of celery soup for breakfast tomorrow.
lord you gonna make me abandon my soup for tasteful catboy nudes
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