Question: does he have any sense of self image? He looks slightly like he crawled out of the Euphrates after living as a fish for 20 years
HOLD UP I think she only has eight fingers...
all adderall does is make me the grand champion of using wikipedia.
Look on the bright side, you can mark 'beastiality' off your bucket list
triple team girl just facebook chatted me. do i tell her i had a nice time?
we found you under the sink... we opened up the doors and you told us to go away because you were playing indian in the cupboard
Our dealer is pledging my frat. When he come to sell me weed I make him take out the garbage.
Thank you for holding my bra last night while i did a topless lap around the house
incase your class ends early, there are three naked guys in our room. but don't get too excited, they're all gay.
He brought a girl home so fat he called me before they got home to unlock the right side of the French doors
Fuck he won the bet
I haven't seen her in ages, how is she?
Well I woke up next to her this morning so I guess I would say she could be doing better
it's a simple rule - pass out shirtless on the couch, become an airsoft target.
We call it "Dishes: Hard Mode". Basically whoever is doing dishes gets head but needs to finish the dishes before they cum.
And so far nothing been broken!
So I've decided that blue balls for lesbians is rainbow balls and the struggle is real
I told him I thought I was pregnant and he told me he accidentally killed my bird.
Circle of life.
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