i just used a urinal to avoid climbing stairs, i need to quit drinking.
Okay you're seriously so fucking annoying its like having a baby
when i was 16 reading the aftercare instructions at the piercing place i wondered why they would ever think to warn me about getting semen in my bellybutton
then i met college
Is it wierd that I kind of wish I could hang out with Melissa Joan Hart?
:O -> O: ... that's emoticon for "he threw up in my mouth while we were making out"
my professor just said "the power of the situation"
drink
You only like me because I'm a challenge
You already blew me
They are making fun of natty and blackberries.
Tell them they are ugly.
Yes my plan is to drink the college out of me so i can be an adult by monday
This is a sacred holiday in the land of the free! I do what I want!
He just pulled out my weave during sex....needless to say I'm embarrassed and in need of another shot pronto
I figured working in my office on the 34th floor I'd be safe railing xanax off my desk. Of course, I snort it just in time for the window washer guy to give me a thumbs up.
The only person who DOESN'T think it's a horrible idea to sleep with my ex is my therapist. Obviously I trust her judgement above all others.
I wiped my ass with some girl's sock, I would honestly admit if I hate Caitlin's sandwich.
Try me, you 5'5 gremlin
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