Bar. Show boob. Just one. Free drinks. Instant friends
Guys only need one. Little known secret. You're welcome.
handjob tips. give me some.
He woke up screaming about pickles. I think it's gonna be a good day.
She saved the condom from the first time we did it.
Forgot to mention there might be a picture of me being thrown in the air while at a Mexican restaurant
It's Christmas week. I wouldn't know what to do if i wasn't hung over.
Yeah but then he looked at me bleeding on the floor, said oh i guess you need to go to the hospital now, and left
She got the hiccups while deep throating me. It was epic. Once in a lifetime experience.
How do I tell your little brother I lost my virginity wearing nothing but his socks?
Formal letter or email.
you were drunkenly making out with a 20-something in front of your wife. at least the guy your wife left with was decent looking.
Totally forgot I asked the cop for a theoretical fist bump and he still let me drive away
We had sex on roll out bean bag chair, and then proceeded to sleep with a blanket with dolphins on it. Happy birthday to me.
Listen I just pulled white girl hair out of my underwear. This has got to stop. I was wearing pants all night.
did anyone ever come to your door asking about the blood on the floor?
i just found a pair of your underwear stuffed behind my harry potter books...was that on purpose?
haha no, it was majik
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