my FASA form asked what i spent the majority of my 08 earnings on, im tempted to put "booze, blow, & blunts"
all ten of us were sitting in his room with the lights off and staring at his colorful moving screensaver for two hours. That high.
martini and pecan pie.. breakfast of champions.
Then you can skip the embarrassing can I date your ex since you're a lesbian now conversation
Ok I have to ask, whose idea was it to used crushed up norcos as margarita salt? And what did they say to convince everybody else to think it was a good idea?
Fell down the metal stairs and some guy tried to fight me after you left. I fell asleep with cadbury eggs in my mouth too.
So aparently telling your roommate you're going to spoon them so hard in the public place of their employment is inappropriate
We found you in the middle of the road chucking gravel because "the house was too far away".
in other news i'm homewrecking via instagram
I mean, who doesn't have an ex involved with bath salts?
In hindsight following that black guy in the ghostbusters costume was a terrible decision on everyone's part
I want to have sex with Will Smith. I guess I have a thing with 90s sitcom stars. Stamos, Joey Lawrence, John Goodman.
*goes to show prof a picture* *forgets tit pic is in camera roll*
You kissed my hand and then put a Taco in it. Why WOUDNT I leave my husband?
I must be pretty memorable. I was walking past this dude and he goes "There's the Scotch Girl." I have ZERO clue who he is, but I'm definitely the Scotch Girl.
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