is the fantasy fufillment of sex in a hot tub worth the possible infection?
But guess what. I'm gonna roll over and go to sleep cuz there's no cuddling in phone sex.
If i apologize for punching you in the liver repeatedly will you explain where the grass stains on my shoulders came from?
do you guys have 30-35 shot glasses? because if not, i don't even see a point in me coming
Yes, that's a picture of my balls. It isn't however an answer to my question.
Some are given great drunkenness. Others have great drunkenness thrust upon them, in the form of ice storms.
You just kept yelling, "THAT'S THE POWER OF PINESOL, BABY!"
I will suppress my appetite by doing shots then passing out
I think you were giving a sex seminar on your kitchen table last night.
I was just asked by a police officer to not come back to Lancaster...
Omg this place. I'm at a neighborhood party. My mom has kissed two other moms. Where am I
She had never heard the term "grundle" before. Classiest girl I've met in months
I hope Trump leaves Planned Parenthood alone for at least another month. The week got away from me. #whorelando
all i know is that i woke up at 12:00 am in a shower with egg shell in my hair. i am 90% sure you are responsible.
Got everyone out of my house, somehow managed to put all my lawn furniture back, puked in my sink, and cleaned it up all while black out drunk before my parents came home. Successful night.
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