Did you read the article making fun of the right wing extremists? How they organized this 'tea party', and to propagate it they would mail teabags to their senators? And it became a verb...they had posters saying 'teabag obama!' yeah...
A message to Mrs Obama perhaps?
yeah that facebook group of people who have had sex with me probably isn't to discreet...
I know it's not your turn to do the dishes, but since they're covered in your puke, it is.
Did you really just text me at 6:35 in the morning asking where the condoms were? I moved out a year ago.
Just thought to myself "I should practice shotgunning a beer before Wednesday." I don't think my GPA is going to like this semester.
Lets just say I chased with a burrito.
Like he and the nurses kept being so persistent with it and I just wanted to run out of there in my backless gown and yell FUCK OFF BITCHES IM OUT
Like I'm sorry but "it'll be fine trust me" IS NOT VERY REASSURING ASSHAT. Now take off your pants.
He's like all my past boyfriends wrapped up into one fuck up. It's enjoyable to watch.
Do you know why I woke up with a half peeled lemon in my purse with a post-it that said "eat me" on it?
Im quite confident that my struggle with sobriety ended last night sometime after dinner
This whole pope visit thing is ruining me having sex.
I haven't showered. And am sitting in the office smelling like a beer can someone's been using as an ash tray.
Got myself invited to boss's family dinner party, drank too much, and fucked boss's brother in his parent's house. Just another Wednesday.
My god imagine how much cum is in that astroturf
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