So she couldn't stop dragging her teeth while she was blowing me.
Ahh dude, that fucking sucks, what'd you do about it?
Decided to drag my teeth while eating her out... She got the point.
I asked him if he wanted to go to my place, he said i could go but he was gonna stay
I spent a large portion of the night trying unsuccessfully to keep hayley (who was wearing a dress and no underwear) from doing handstands, but yea it was fun. the boys had fun
is it bad that I sent her a picture of my penis on her husbands birthday?
So I'll spare the details, but I think I discovered I'm lactose intolerant. In my sleep. And you'll be needing new sheets.
so the time management class we had to take for work seems to be working. I just beat off instead of waiting for gf to get home bc it fit my schedule better.
So the same day I accidentally bought waterproof mascara is the day I accidentally had shower sex. The world is finally on my side.
All I wanted was a "this is what America feels like" blowjob before I left. Is that too much to ask for?
Just missed the last train for another 5 hours. There are balls in or around the mouth of my life.
Side note, from now on any snap chat I get that isn't interesting enough... Is getting a dick in response. Judge your snaps accordingly
When I said I wanted you to make noise during sex, I didn't mean mocking ones.
the bartender goes "wow its so good to see you sober" and gives me a hug
I may or may not have spent student loan money on a vibrator, that falls under living expenses right?
Do you know how difficult it is to snap a good dick pic while driving?
I deleted your number after I found out you gave my brother head for drugs.
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