Midnight walks are trippy
I tried to do that earlier, but I was alone and scared, so I stole a happy Birthday balloon.
why do our vaginas work when we are blacked out?? it's just not fair.
today is my dealer's birthday. i dont know whether to give him the day off or call him saying happy birthday ill take a quarter please
My vagina has become a graveyard for my brother's friendships...
Fine. Just this once and because its veterans day will I send you a picture of my tits. You're lucky I love this country.
I haven't found him passed out in the living room covered in noodles for a while now so I guess he's getting better with the drinking.
It's like a bag of dicks covered in taint sweat pounding a pregnant baby walrus.
I'm already too high to be publicly presentable. I just looked at myself in the mirror without my sunglasses. Debated contacts. Said aloud "But I'm nothing without my sunglasses."
It's a fucking menopause festival down here at the strike zone
We can get high as fuck when there are no orders. If not its cool. I just figured Take Your Blunt Buddy To Work Day.
He seems like a super lonely dude. I bet if I gave him a picture of my tits he wouldn't make me turn in this paper.
I have someone saved in my phone as "This Hoe Ain'tit' Loyal" and I'm missing my superman boxers. Explain.
So do I get to ride the beginning of the November stache or what?
In your alcohol circus, can my act be juggling men? Let's be real, I can juggle multiple dick buddies better than a professional
My one night stand from last weekend is now taking me on a date this weekend. How is this my life?
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