Her body is shaped like a coke bottle...a two liter coke bottle
Broke my phone, have no voice AND I was blackout by 3 p.m...I'm betting I had a great time.
She wanted to test if her costume allows her to still have sex in it. It does
we did anal to Party In The USA and he busted to Firefies .. felt like we were fucking in a middle school dance
I just banged two guys while dressed like an angel. I love this holiday.
Somehow she slept thru the vacuuming, people walking in and out, and the sound of constant beer bottles hitting the trash, but when someone said weed in a regular volume of voice she startled awake.
they're like a gay fantastic four
We just shotgunned beers for America
I started sorting laundry at 6 am. He finally got the hint and left
Im surprised putting the throwing knife "dartboard" next to the door didnt end up worse
BTW car sex works all the muscle groups. Just sayin. Legs/butt are sore as are arms, back and core.
he fucked me wearing a cowboy hat and made grits after
We call him Texas for a reason.
I'm literally spending $165 to fly to Arizona to have a sex road trip coming back
We didn't have a place to have sex. So we timed the automatic car wash & spent $9 for 3 minutes and 45 secs of car sex.
Let's just face it you're going to have an arrangement with your future wife your fuck me on Thursdays
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